BTS to go solo, but BS still going strong
Unlike the South Korean boy band, the concept of bull$hit is still riding high in every conceivable metric. The BS manager said: 'We'll be touring war torn Ukraine with our own brand of platitudes, and bull$hit; plus we have a double album of bull$hit coming out - called the Sue Gray report'.
BS shot to the top of the charts with their genre-defining bull$hit - called 'Brexit dividends and ten reasons why I love you'. They followed it up with the singles 'BS excuses', 'BS jobs' and 'BS refereeing decisions'.
BS said: 'We have no plans to go solo, especially as so many politicians want to collaborate with us'