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Census confirms - Jedis still outnumber Nuns


Admittedly the lifestyle of a nun can be gruelling, with their commitment to chastity and singing up mountains. By contrast being a Jedi offers a range of perks; including force manipulation, towelling dressing gowns and the opportunity to snog your own sister.


A spokeswoman for the Jedi Council said: ‘When it comes to a fight, let's see how the penguins cope against light sabres’.




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