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Changes to Monopoly to keep it relevant

Families who bought the Monopoly board game this Christmas may be surprised to discover that the money has been replaced with bitcoins and the rules have been changed to allow players to live rent free on the pavements.

A spokesperson from Hasbro, who make the game, said "The game had lost its relevance to anyone under 60, so we needed to make some changes, but there were also legal issues involved. Lawyers for the Russians who actually own Mayfair and Park Lane told us that their clients would sue us if the pretence that their properties could be rented on an ad hoc basis continued. Apparently Foreign tourists have been turning up imagining they'd be welcome, which of course they wouldn't, unless they'd booked via AirBNB.

We've also had complaints from Millenials who live rough and have been unable to comprehend the concept of property ownership, so to keep the game relevant, we had to introduce the rule that allows them to sleep on the street between throws. The change to bitcoin came about after it was pointed out that although the tax refund a player may be lucky enough to get is likely to be typical of the maximum amount HMRC would refund, the chances of a landlord actually paying tax these days was nonsensical; and in any event, they prefer payment in Bitcoin as it's easier to transfer to a tax haven.

Hasbro explained they will be making further changes in future editions such as "Pay lawyer's fee to avoid death duties"; "You've been stabbed - miss a go"; "Drugs raid finds cocaine on your property - pay police bribe" and "Your healthcare insurance doesn't cover you - go to jail", although whether or not this card will be included will depend whether the Tory party remains in government at the time the edition is launched.

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