A new report by psychologist and leading author Dr Iam Normal finds the earlier in November you 'deck the halls' the more likely you are to be a cold-blooded psychopath.
'Looking at the festive Richter scale, we can see that people who put their Christmas trees up in the last two weeks of November are more likely to have narcissistic and psychopathic tendencies,' says Dr Normal. 'Whereas those who get their baubles out any time from 1st December onwards are in fact completely normal.'
'We used to think these people were just a bit zany, but this report confirms it's more sinister than just Santa excitement,' says Dr Normal. 'Rather distressingly we did find a handful of people that put their Christmas decorations up in the first week of November. These people were complete nut-jobs. If you know anyone that does this, the clinical advice is to give them a wide berth and preferably ex-communicate them from your network.'
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