The incubation period for ‘Frozen’ is between two to twenty-one viewings. At some point in the process, the victim succumbs to exorbitantly priced merchandise and the belting out of love duets. Contagion then spreads exponentially in relation to how sassy the film’s sidekick becomes.
Health officials have warned about the spread of infectious musical fantasies: ‘Love may be an open door, but we need tighter border controls. And quite frankly ‘Let it Go’ is an irresponsible way to contain any disease’.