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End of the world not enough to halt Trump coverage


Despite the Earth being on fire, the world’s press continues to fixate on the minutia of Donald Trump’s crazy immigration policy, crazy foreign policy and eminently sane attempts to have sex with his own daughter. One reporter countered: ‘If you had the chance to cover a bloviated narcissist with hair that defies belief, what would you do? It’s so much easier than actually reporting the news. And to be fair, his daughter is hot.’

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