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England football team opts for Brexit‏


While businesses are gearing up for a potential European exit, for England's footballers the time to leave is usually by the end of the first round of any tournament. They have said they will remain neutral in the referendum - but picking Gary Cahill may be the clearest indication that the England team plans to be on holiday by July. Meanwhile, UKIP have said losing in the European Championship will give Britain a chance to focus on their 'snooker and darts'.

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