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Facebook ‘sorry’ – just in case

A spokesman justified their about face: ‘Most of our executives are socially awkward – or just Nick Clegg – so we won’t always spot when we give offensive. What we are though, is painfully aware that we are sitting on $100 billion – so better safe than sorry. Let’s be honest, we’re got a huge pile – and that does tend to attract criticism like flies on sh*t.'


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