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FIFA to advise the Mafia on ethics


A spokesperson explained: ‘Protection rackets, election rigging, covering up the deaths of migrant workers – we’ve a lot we can teach the Cosa Nostra. Admittedly we’ve had our own scandals but it’s nothing that can’t be sorted out with the distribution of few horse’s heads and a quick chat with Franky Four Fingers’.






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