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Halliburton fails to extinguish pants


Eyewitnesses attest to seeing burning underwear off the Mississippi coast, as oil executives frantically set fire to any evidence pertaining to their role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. The toxic waste generated by the y-fronts of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney alone, have caused dark clouds across the whole of America.

A spokesman for the company said: ‘Liar, is a highly emotive term. We’ve simply sub-contracted honesty, outsourced truth and donkey-punched integrity.’





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