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Hilary voodoo doll ‘working’, claims Trump

Donald Trump is proving once more that being incompetent and racist is no barrier to the Whitehouse, provided you have ample access to Haitian magic and an excess of bobby pins. As Hilary Clinton now succumbs to pneumonia, it has become clear that her Republican rival is controlling her body and soul through an inanimate zombie doll – which is not to be confused with Bill.

Suspicions were aroused when Hilary seemed to be constantly sabotaging her own campaign – from struggling to beat a 74 year old socialist to shouting ‘Vote Tump’ at the end of every speech. The final piece of evidence that Trump is controlling Clinton, was Hilary calling Trump supporters ‘deplorable’, which as we know – is exactly what Donald thinks.

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