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Homeopath attempt to bring drop of oil through Hormuz


Enterprising homeopath, Ron Jenkins of Clacton has announced an audacious plan to bring a whole drop of oil through the Strait of Hormuz.


'A drop should be plenty to last for a year or two. So my plan is to bring a drop of oil into the UK where I can dilute it down by a factor of a million and it can be used to fuel thousands of cars. Providing they're electric ones, obviously.


I don't expect any problems bringing a drop through, Iran is on the lookout for tankers so my pedalo should pass unnoticed. Although I think I've heard people say 'tanker' when I walk pass them.'


A White House statement added 'No matter what the Epstein files say, Donald Trump is not a pedalo.'


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