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ID will be required to purchase king size items after coronation

From 6th May, it will be illegal to purchase anything king size unless you are a king, or are buying it on behalf of a king. Shops will need to see I.D.

King size fag papers are to be banned from sale, since the king doesn’t smoke and it will be deemed that anyone in possession of them would be attempting to impersonate the king.

King size beds will be exempt from this ruling so long as the purchaser can prove they need it in case the king decides to drop in and stay overnight.

A decision has yet to be made about king size condoms, as it has been suggested there is the possibility of it leading to an increase in the number of people car

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