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Jeremy Clarkson has Diddly Squatters



Jeremy Clarkson, star of Top Gear, issued a statement saying that he will resist any attempt to squat on his farm.


After Gordon Ramsey's £13 million pub-restaurant in London was occupied by squatters, attention turned to a lambing shed on Clarkson's Diddly Squat Farm, which he was hoping to turn in to a restaurant.


Jeremy Clarkson's restaurant was refused planning permission by the local council, and shortly afterward squatters moved in.


'The farm's name is not an invitation' said Clarkson.


'He's welcome to come and discuss it over a spliff' said one of the squatters. 'We've got some top gear'




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