Jeremy Clarkson’s ‘twinkle’ in his eye, is just the fires of hell

One theologian remarked: ‘I’m not saying Chipping Norton is Gomorrah but only the devil wears denim and smells of woodbines. Satan would definitely write for News Corp and try to deflower of James May. He’d also drive a BMW’.

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