'Now then, now then, now then, what have we here? I have received this letter from a young man who has asked me to do something very special for him. This is what he says: "Dear Jim, Please, please, please can you fix it for me to get rid of that nasty Boris Johnson so that we can have an even worse Prime Minister?"
'Well, young man, your uncle Jim is here to make your dreams come true. Luckily for you, 53 other young people have written to me with exactly the same request, so let's watch this video together to see how they all got on at the 1922 Committee...'
Image: many thanks to the Conservative Party