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Kate Middleton smells of cabbage

Serious questions now relate to whether Kate is indeed made of sugar and spice and all things nice. One journalist insisted: ‘No one is Mary Poppins-perfect. The Duchess of Cambridge is a serial nose picker, a closet burper and eats her own scabs. Just like Diana’.

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