Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to make Star Wars-themed Death Stars but had declined to Donald Trump's request for a 'full-sized' one. Lego's rejection leaves Mr. Trump no choice but to assemble his 2,000-mile wall out of pulped copies of the Koran; held together with whatever the hell' he uses as hair glue.
Despite being the nemesis of bare feet everywhere, Lego were keen to distance themselves from any negative publicity - withdrawing from plans for a Lego Boko Haram 'Adventure Playground', Lego Kim Jong-Un with Missile Launcher and Lego Mrs Brown's Boys 'House of Fun'. Instead, their focus will be on a 'Brexit Box of Bricks'; which lacks any plan and, despite promises on the packaging, cannot be used to build any hospitals whatsoever.
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