Fewer mounted police but a suspicious rise in horse shaped burgers

Updated: May 5



The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) have described police horses as vital in crowd control, but also the perfect appetizer, after a few beers: ‘There is no truth to rumour of horses going missing at football matches, or burger vans leaving the ground with more stock than they started with. Yes, horses are as effective in deterring crime, as they are the munchies. But they are tough on crime, harder to chew’.







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