Major exchange of rockets deal announced by Trump’s Board of Exchanging Rockets

Trump boasted of a literal groundbreaking exchange of rockets deal to commence this Monday. Both Iran and Israel agreed to extend the exchange of rockets by another two weeks. This is another win for Trumps Board of

Exchanging Rockets, that was a major factor in the exchanging of rockets agreement.

Since he was given unrestricted power, the current US President at time of going to press, has started eight new exchanges of rockets between various countries. He was recently awarded a Rocket Exchanging Prize from a football organisation which is entirely normal.

In a final statement Trump rambled the following, 'One beautiful day, we will exchange rockets like no one’s ever seen before, not just in the middle east but throughout the world.'