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Man desperate to turn Alexa off



Alan Smith of Croydon, who foolishly asked Alexa last Friday 'What is wrong with the Tory party?' discovered the question was far more complex than he’d imagined. Alexa has been explaining for three solid days so far and the man is now desperate to shut the bleeding thing up.


The device is controlled by his wife’s fire tablet, so it should be relatively easy to turn Alexa off, however she is reading War and Peace on the tablet and has become very much engrossed in the story, so is unwilling to allow him access to it.


Spending the weekend in the pub helped Alan retain some of his sanity and sleep soundly through Alexa’s ramblings, but now he is hung over and both he and Alexa are in tears.


Image: finnhart | Pixabay

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