New Citizenship Test Questions
- deskpilot
- 14 minutes ago
- 1 min read
Just how British are you? The NewsBiscuit Citizenship Test* has been designed by idiots to assess your knowledge of this green and (mostly) pleasant land.
Q.  How many days was Liz Truss PM for?
A.  Way too many
Q. Is Boris Johnson best known for a) fathering lots of children b) defying his own lockdown rules c) a lamentable response to the covid crisis or d) all of the above?
A. a, b, c and d are all acceptable answers. And there are a lot more acceptable answer beyond these...
Q. You are in a takeaway outlet getting a hot drink. How many sugar packets should you take? a) what you need  b) an extra one, in case the drink is too bitter c) as many as you can fit in your pockets
A. b, if there is a security camera, otherwise c
Q. If someone has left a mattress in their front garden is it because a) they are offering overnight accommodation to the destitute b) it wouldn't fit through the door c) it's a sign that you can buy illegal substances there d) there's a marital dispute and someone is sleeping outside
A. The best answer is d. Half marks for a or c. No marks for b unless it is a brand new mattress in its wrappings.
Scored 4? You're fully British. Oh, and it's your round.
Scored 2-3 ? It's your round. Welcome to Britain
Scored 0 - 1 ? You're probably thick. You'll fit in fine. It's your round.
*Not actually valid for citizenship - you'll have to sit a much harder test for that