New plans to 'improve' school for SEN children
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As schools struggle to fund staffing, appropriate facilities and resources for the increasing numbers of SEN children in mainstream schools, the Education Secretary has unveiled her latest sensible, well thought out and definitely non discriminatory idea to educationalists.
The elegant solution to the lack of resources is to tie helium balloons to the children and tether them to a pole for the day. The poles will have the alphabet, times tables, quadratic equations and Latin inscribed onto them, so the children will undoubtedly learn these as they happily bob up and down.
Other educationalists, themselves unburdened by compassion or relevant experience were quick to support the idea. 'Think of the money we'll save!' said one. 'Ad astra' she went on joyfully, 'as long as the children remain tethered.'
