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New polygamy law will allow men to disappoint multiple wives

While most of the world struggles with preserving the sanctity of marriage against the rigors of divorce and sharing a duvet; Kenyan men have made a conscious decision to embrace their wives…their other wives…and more wives.

A recent poll suggests that most male Kenyans are confident they can handle the ensuing chaffing, herniated gonads and myriad of forgotten anniversaries that will follow. Said one: ‘I’m sure I can cope with the withering contempt of one spouse’. While his wife commented: ‘One b@*$^$d is enough!’.

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