Thanks to renowned Nazi-hunter and Man Utd fan, Rachel Riley, the notorious racist Noam Chomsky has finally been outed. Too long has he been terrorizing the world with his support for freedom, human rights and his controversial objection to genocide. Chomsky may have been a force for good with his 100 books, 40 degrees and founding of the field of cognitive science; but only Riley has saved thousands of lives by counting up relatively small numbers without the aid of a calculator.
Remarked a celebrity friend of Rachel: ‘It took a brave person to stand up and call the winner of multiple peace prizes an Anti-Semite. It was particularly brave to do it without the benefits of evidence or a good libel lawyer.’
Mr Chomsky famously supports all free speech but is fairly indifferent to ‘Nine out of 10 Cats does Countdown’. Asked if he was racist, Mr Chomsky said 'no'; but he is a linguistics expert, so it probably had some clever double-meaning. Chomsky’s own Jewish family were unavailable for comment because they were too busy laughing.
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