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Obama leaves White House unflushed

Updated: Jul 19

It what is seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump, the outgoing President has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre diet.  The White House vegetable garden has been stripped and all of the Obama's on strict instructions to save it for Donald - even family dog 'Bo' has been force-fed Brussel sprouts.

An outgoing President is expected to leave a message for the new incumbent; with Obama's allegedly signed: 'From one irritable bowel to another'.  Commented one voter: 'Taking a colossal sh$t in the White House, is somehow better than a colossal sh$tb taking the White House'. In many ways Obama is taking his own election slogan 'Yes We Can!' to its natural conclusion.

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