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Police search for toddler who drew tattoos on Harry Styles

A spokesperson confirmed: ‘A place of outstanding natural beauty has been vandalized with childish daubing. There’s no way this illegible scrawl was the work of an actual tattoo artist, instead we suspect a drunken chimpanzee. The culprit will be punished by death or tickets to Harry’s next concert –whichever is worse’.

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