Waving their hand in front of an interviewer, the Minister erased all memory of their policies, credibility and the whereabouts of two droids. They further enthralled voters with their one-handed handstand and Jedi mullet. An aide confirmed: ‘To manipulate the electorate, they need to forget. It also helps if the Minister looks good in a bath robe and works on their Force Choke’.
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