Politician masters Jedi Mind Blank
- NewsBiscuit
- Aug 25, 2022
- 1 min read
Waving their hand in front of an interviewer, the Minister erased all memory of their policies, credibility and the whereabouts of two droids. They further enthralled voters with their one-handed handstand and Jedi mullet. An aide confirmed: ‘To manipulate the electorate, they need to forget. It also helps if the Minister looks good in a bath robe and works on their Force Choke’.

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