A papal spokesman said: ‘The Catholic Church has been involved in many historical crimes; including Windows Vista, the Star Wars prequels and ordaining James Corden. It’s easier if we just apologise for everything – although we had nothing to do with Tony Blair becoming a Catholic, he’s always been Satan’s responsibility’.
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