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‘Remember us?’ says the Taliban



Like a blast from the past, or at least the detonation of a car bomb, the world’s favourite long haired rockers have returned, with their tour ‘Back in black’. Their manager promised: ‘Naturally we’ll be playing some of our golden oldies; we’ll be taking it right back, right back to the Middle Ages. It’s going to be a hectic tour - we’ll be human trafficking, oppressing women and playing Glastonbury’s John Peel Stage. The Taliban will put the fun back into fundamentalism and ritually beheading Miley Cyrus the first chance we get’.








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