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Rwanda bill only impacts people called Bill

Instead of targetting thousands of asylum seekers, the new law will deport less than a dozen people, alongside a very confused Bill Oddie. Mr Sunak had promised to turn back the tide, instead he has just unleashed Bill Cosby on the unsuspecting women of Rwanda.

The error was attributed to the late-night vote and not enough coffee.

The House of Lords offered an amendment to extend the system to Williams and Billys, but by that point national treasure Bill Nighy was bound and gagged.

The Home Office apologised to any Bills effected: 'It feels that we are arbitrarily persecuting innocent people, at a huge cost to the taxpayer...but that was always the intention.'

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