Starmer criticised for not having a full face Union Jack tattoo

All blank spaces in Britain - such as the space between the ears of most Farage voters - must now be filled with British flags.

Once Future Fuhrer Farage is Prime Minister of the New Reich, everyone must have a Union Jack or St George's cross ('same fing innit') hanging from every single window of their house. Otherwise you will be flagged as left-wing scum and your house burned down with you inside it. Your death screams will be drowned out by your neighbours singing the National Anthem

Farage claimed that Keir Starmer hates Britain so much that he doesn't have the new legal minimum of Winston Churchill tattoos - two - one of the ex-PM and one of the dog from the adverts - both smoking cigars.

When asked how this would improve people's lives, Farage ordered another bonfire lit, proclaiming 'Another pinko for the fire, boys.'

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