Sam Chhaganlal (62) claims that the deceased Iraqi Dictator was ‘alive and well’ and had been working as a trolley attendant at his local Sainsburys. Said Sam: ‘He’s been renting my potting shed since 2006; along with a subscription to Sky Sports, an annual supply of pop tarts and limited conjugal visits with our pet Alsatian’.
When the press said he was lying, Sam replied: ‘It’s no more implausible than Weapons of Mass Destruction’.
