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Search for missing nose enters second week

Police have put out an alert after a harmless comedic sleight of hand, got out of control. Jenny Fitz (27) is said to be in a heightened state of agitation after her nose was stolen from her place of work. After experiencing a relatively successful coin behind the ear routine, matters escalated, with a colleague grabbing her nose between their fingers. Police say: ‘Despite no actual ‘nasal removal’ occurring, Jenny suffered severe psychological trauma. We told Jenny there are a lot of unclaimed noses to pick from – but nobody wants to see you picking your nose’.


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