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Spock’s nerve pinch ‘technically assault’

Police have confirmed they have arrested an elderly Vulcan: ‘We would also like speak to numerous Sith Lords about their indiscriminate use of Force Choke. Non-consensual grabbing by anyone, even Aliens, is not welcome – just ask Sigourney Weaver’.


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