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Suicidal Koala had been watching Freeview TV, says therapist


A good Samaritan who helped a koala cross a busy road has expressed surprise at being bitten on the arse by


the outraged marsupial. The koala had been trying to end it all after being subjected to hours of Dave ja vu, E4 Extra, and teleshopping.


Footage of a well meaning Aussie saving the life of the cute critter has gone viral. However, the koala is believed to have climbed an electricity pylon shortly afterwards. Eye witnesses heard the distressed marsupial shouting: 'I've had enough of Big Bang re-runs! Spare me A Place in the Sun!' before biting a cable and going up like a prawn on a barbie.


photo: https://pixabay.com/users/martinstr-108372/

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