Sources have provided details of the promises made by the Conservative leader to MPs that backed his latest immigration bill. An all-inclusive break of indeterminable length has been assured for MPs who voted correctly.
The government has invested over £2 million in overseas facilities, which includes bespoke flights and secure accommodation in the scenic plains of the Savannah. The amenities have been previewed by one of the many Home Secretaries that Sunak has available to him.
This bonus is fully government funded and taxpayers will be happy to know that there may be further use of the holiday package in the near future, law permitting.
Bizarrely, any tory MPs who voted against the bill, will probably be on the same flight out.
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