The BBC denies historically being the BBC

Founded in 1922, this shadowy institution has become synonymous with criminal activity, financial waste and commissioning Ben Elton scripts. Auntie Beeb, put out a statement: ‘Yesterday I was interviewed by police concerning multiple complaints - Davina’s chat show, the entire season of Eldorado and 80% of Chris Moyles’.

Mr Tumble was unavailable for comment.

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