Tommy Robinson may be the new James Bond
Our media correspondent understands from someone that they know, who is mates with someone associated with the Bond Franchise, that Tommy Robinson may be considered for a part in the next James Bond movie.
[That’s enough distancing. Get on with it! Ed.]
‘You couldn’t get anyone more out and out English than Tommy. Considering his staunch stance of keeping England for the English.
'Look at his actual name: Steven Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. I mean, it’s double-barrelled and everything.
'He’s fit as butcher’s dog, and he can take care of himself. Look at that altercation at St Pancras Station. Hardly a scratch on him, and the other fellah was out cold.
'He has a jet set lifestyle. See how he just hopped on a plane to Tenerife the day after. '
'Racist, misogynist and violent? Must be worth a punt '
