Tommy Robinson may be the new James Bond
- Lockjaw
- Aug 7
- 1 min read
Our media correspondent understands from someone that they know, who is mates with someone associated with the Bond Franchise, that Tommy Robinson may be considered for a part in the next James Bond movie.
[That’s enough distancing. Get on with it! Ed.]
‘You couldn’t get anyone more out and out English than Tommy. Considering his staunch stance of keeping England for the English.
'Look at his actual name: Steven Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. I mean, it’s double-barrelled and everything.
'He’s fit as butcher’s dog, and he can take care of himself. Look at that altercation at St Pancras Station. Hardly a scratch on him, and the other fellah was out cold.
'He has a jet set lifestyle. See how he just hopped on a plane to Tenerife the day after. '
'Racist, misogynist and violent? Must be worth a punt '
