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Totally Tropical Waste of Column Inches

News that Lilt is to rebrand as Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit has been met with widespread civil disobedience and the overthrow of the oppressive yolk of capitalism, or at least a wave of mild nostalgia and some tweets about Marathons and Opal Fruits.

Lilt's owners Coca-Cola are said to be delighted by all the entirely solicited yet entirely undeserved free publicity that the re-brand has generated.

White British people have been urged to avoid saying the phrase 'totally tropical taste' in a mock Caribbean accent because of all the racism, alternatively known as 'Lilt guilt'.

Meanwhile, Doctors have said that if your wee is the colour of Lilt, it definitely shouldn’t be and you should make an appointment with totally tropical haste.

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