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Trump buys the naming rights to ‘litigation’


It is predicted that by 2030, 46% of all court cases in the U.S. will involve Donald Trump as either plaintiff or defendant and some cases both. A spokesmen said: ‘The important thing is that every part of the judiciary is named Trump. Think of his name like some large, woven mesh covering all things legal. This candy-floss injunction or lawsuit comb-over if you will, is there to protect every humble billionaire.’





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