Trump demands Nobel Ceasefire Prize
- Jeremynh
- 15 minutes ago
- 1 min read
"No one ever made a better ceasefire deal than this," bragged Trump to reporters during his one-man victory parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.
"I told Iran I wouldn't bomb them for two weeks and they agreed not to get bombed.
"That's after I swore at them and threatened to commit a load of massive war crimes. But when my generals refused to do the war crimes for me, I generously agreed not to. Plus, Iran is continuing to charge ships to go through the Strait of Hormuz because there's nothing I can do about that.
"But now you're going to see a ceasefire like no ceasefire ever before. You'll be amazed at this incredible display of American ceasefire-power.
"So hand over that Nobel Prize now, you crazy Scandinavian bastards, or your whole civilisation will die tonight."
