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Trump to become gay icon on day one



Donald Trump has threatened to become a gay icon as soon as he takes office. The president-elect says he will, if necessary, use the power of the US military to force the issue should congress block elevation to queer iconography. In a tweet posted at 3.56am, @donaldtrump declared, 'My numbers were up with the blacks, with the Hispanics, and with the gays. No one has done more for the gays than me!' 


Other gay icons have expressed their displeasure. Sources close to Ru Paul say the performer is threatening to go straight if the gay community embrace Trump while Kylie Minogue has, in order to send a strong message, pledged to grow a fat arse. 'A new Trump government was always going to entail a certain amount of chaos and his appearance on the cover of Attitude will upset just about everyone,' said that source close to Ru Paul.


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