Trump to Rename English American

The President of the Untied States, Donald Trump, has announced that English, the language of preference for almost all Americans, is henceforth to be known as the American language.

'We all speak it, so it must be American.  Anyway, I have always thought that the English speak our language in a rather funny, odd little way.

"Of course, this is only my opinion, but I happen to know that all intelligent people agree with me.'

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