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UK could lose vital ‘cannon-fodder’ role, warns US

The Pentagon has said MoD plans will jeopardize the UK’s value as a human shield, a conduit for friendly fire and an important casualty in maintaining low gas prices in the US. ‘You can’t even begin to list all the fun you guys missed when you opted out of Vietnam. Persia, Afghanistan, Black Ops in South can’t tell me that doesn’t get you wet? This War on Terror is going to roll and roll – next stop Vatican City, baby!’

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