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Ukraine Power Vacuum to be replaced by Dyson

Helpfully Dyson is made from the same polycarbonate as the riot shields, crash helmets and boots used to trample protestors. In turn, opposition MPs celebrated replacing President Viktor Yanukovych with an upright model – something which is far less fiddly and, unlike Ukrainian democracy, comes with a five-year guarantee.

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