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‘Up the workers!’ Chaz Guevara storms royal palace

King Charles III, an iconic hat-wearing revolutionary, has seized control of several palaces in the UK and given some of his enormous wealth back to the people.

Chaz Guevara told Good Morning Britain ‘If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine. Up the workers!’

Richard Madeley, who was visibly uncomfortable with Chaz’s cigar smoking, challenged him to explain how one of the richest men in the world could be on the side of the people. ‘You tell me’, he replied.

Chaz appeared on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to acknowledge a crowd of flag waving revolutionaries. His first decree was that a tiny portion of his wealth will be given back to the people.

Smiling, and waving jazz-hands, he cried out ‘That’s royalty for you!’

Richard and Judy Madeley have fled the country.

[H/T SteveB]

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