Weird sisters caught producing unlicensed HRT potion
The three sisters of Birnam Wood were caught in the act of cooking up the 'medicine' in a cauldron, of all things. Inspectors from NICE took samples and declared the constituents were 'unseemly'.
In response the foul and midnight hags declared that they were only trying to fulfil a need that was welcomed by many women across the kingdom.
Not having any particular powers over magick , the witches were told to aroint themselves from the immediate area or they would be brought before Dunsinane Assizes.