An aircraft which can fly at supersonic speeds without unleashing the foul stench of explosive bullsh*t has been unveiled by NASA's Skunk Works unit.
'This is the holy grail of military travel,' said Bobby Eggplant, NASA's head of smell suppression. 'What America requires is a fast jet which doesn't come with the overwhelming fib of a "precision strike" ahead of it. Sometimes, there is a boom in civilian casualties before the words "limited collateral damage" escape a President's lips.'
'Personally, I would have gone the other way on this project,' interjected the UK's top aircraft development engineer, Basil Brush.
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