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Michael Gove tells kids to build their own schools

children can take them home at the end of term‘This is what I mean by Free Schools’

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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way home One small slime trail for a Martian…

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Metropolitan Police ‘still discriminating against clowns’

nothing to do with them 'looking a bit different'Twice as likely to be squirted in the face

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Government orders inquiry into why cover-up did not work

'Have they gone yet?' Why oh why oh why

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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that Outbreaks of squirming and hilarity feared

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