‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’
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‘The parents could have at least shoplifted a Transformers outfit.’
‘Britain, you downed 12 pints of lager, tried to start a fight with France and vomited on your shoes. You really need to up your game.’
Clive Tuck is reported to have driven his car off a cliff at a secluded beauty spot after first lashing his hands to the wheel and consuming an entire bottle of whiskey.
The practice has been hailed as one of the most therapeutic and life-affirming experiences the world can offer a sea mammal