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Story involving Scarlett Johansson features large picture of Scarlett Johansson

The story was quite hard to concentrate on, although it possibly featured a number of less photogenic subjects such as oppressed Palestinians and starving Africans, but ooh, look, there she is again from that rom-com ‘He’s Just Not That Into You,’ the one where she goes skinny-dipping.

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Italian waiter with normal sized pepper mill disappoints hen party

No amount of novelty devils horns and chocolate willies could raise a smile afterwards.

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Waiting for Godot for Wii breaks first-week sales records

no-one thought this game would ever comeThe game, designed for two players, offers a series of increasingly futile activities such as arguing, exchanging hats and contemplating suicide.

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Courage award for man who threw out old computer cables

Power cablesAdmitted he could not remember where they came from.

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Blair retires as Middle East Peace Envoy; ‘my work is done’

There was a champagne reception for Tony Blair yesterday as he left his post as Middle East Peace envoy surrounded by bouquets and cards congratulating him on a job well done.

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