The ‘moral maize’ will make those who eat it less prone to anger and more likely to listen to the Today programme
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‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive. It was carnage.’
Tension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.
A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler.
Despite the luxurious packaging, extensive retailing and U.S. endorsement there is a growing suspicion that this ‘democracy’ may not be as refreshing as once thought.