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‘I was humiliated in the workplace’ claims clown

Barnum and Bailey Circus is facing a massive compensation payout after one its employees claimed he was subjected to premeditated ridicule at his place of work over a period of twenty five years.

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Primary school regrets joining ‘Adopt-a-Whale’ scheme

Well intentioned youngsters found their philanthropic instincts curbed forever yesterday as a fully grown blue whale was delivered to the playground of Sacred Heart Primary School in Duffield, Derbyshire, squashing the empty nursery annexe and frightening youngsters with its struggle to adapt to the confined space of the nature corner.

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Sun newspaper to retune today

first upgrade for 12 yearsFollowing extensive media coverage, millions of readers have been advised that copies of the Sun newspaper will retune today.

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Rugby to end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ and admit heterosexuals

rugger buggersThe International Rugby Board has finally agreed to lift the policy which has sought to bar openly-heterosexual players from the game.

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iPhone5s buyers directed straight to queue for iPhone6

Queuing for Jobs‘The new iPhone 5S isn’t just the greatest smartphone of all time. It’s also your ticket to get first in line for the new iPhone 6,’ said store manager Damian Walsh

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