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Decisive EU warning on Crimea: ‘Eurovision will be really awkward this year’

Anything but Boom Bang-a-Bang, pleaseEuropean Union leaders have made their first common statement on the Ukraine crisis, warning Russia that its actions leave them no choice but to be ‘really, really frosty’ at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest.

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Lowly bank employee wins £7.7m double rollover jackpot

took the risk, reaped the rewardThe winner of this week’s lottery has been confirmed as Stephen Hester, a worker in a bank in London who usually likes to keep himself to himself.

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Police smash internet Francophile ring

Police found traces of foie grasRingleaders distributed sickening photos of historic French landmarks and idyllic rural scenery.

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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming

star admits he's kept fans waiting 'too long'‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’

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Party manifestos to be displayed in plain packets with government health warning

best to keep them away from childrenPoliticians will no longer be able to publicly advertise their manifestos and shops will be expected to keep them hidden away from view under the counter.

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