‘I am sick and tired of this constant culture of blame,’ he told reporters, ‘and it’s all YOUR fault.’
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Out goes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig as a ruthless incompetent and in comes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig the caring sensitive, people-friendly line manager.
Hospitals will now offer customers more ‘food choice’, while ensuring that ‘patient parts’ are not squandered.
Concerns have been raised over the absence of missing child Madeline McCann from the headlines of the Daily Express.
“No more! No effing more! If I want to play Jelly Splash, I’ll pigging well play Jelly Splash!”