‘For too long, we have allowed young people to leave school without a basic grasp of mental arithmetic, grammar or machetes’.
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‘They weren’t making any noise but there was movement so I knew there was something alive in there’.
‘I initially thought that Infinity was a reference to bandwidth, but I now realise it’s an indication of the average waiting time.’
Several other major financial institutions fear they could lose their cherished status of ‘immoral grabbing shitbags’.
‘We have all of the main Gods, sons of Gods, and other religious characters, but we just couldn’t find an up-to-date picture of Muhammad’.